A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”

throwing up just be so relieving like before you gotta puke is the worst mouth start watering, stomach start singing the sanford & son theme song but after you barf? Smooth sailing, my son. Clear skies.
“Go wash the dishes!”
“Go take out the garbage!”
“Go fold the clothes!”
“Go make me coffee!”
“Go do the laundry!”
“Go hang the clothes!”
“Go bring me my purse so I can give you money!”