Track Name: "Hey Lover" Played: 541 times
go outside today, breathe some fresh air, do your kegels, drink some water, wear sunscreen, smile at yourself when you look in the mirror, dab some castor oil on your edges, pet a dog, tell someone you really appreciate them being here, love each other, love yourselves!!!!!
i hate when i go somewhere to fart in a store and someone decides they need to go right where u are like who buys carrots go away
I simultaneously feel like I’m a toddler and a thousand years old.
I can’t believe this happened to me.
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
THIS HAPPENED TO ME TWICE THIS WEEKEND
— (via hefuckin)