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when you pushing out the fart

then you realize it aint fart


when you pushing out the fart

then you realize it aint fart

white people: I wish I lived in the forties! Everything was so much COOLER back then, you know?
Japanese people: nope
Thai people: nope
Black people: nope
Latin people: nope
Cuban people: nope
Native people: nope
Korean people: nope
Desi people: nope
Arab people: nope
Queer people: nope
Vietnamese people: nope
Chinese people: nope
Physically/Mentally/Neurologically disabled people: nope
Jewish people: nope
Romani people: nope
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Store clerk: *Follows me around the store*
Me: Can you please stop, Im New Black
Store clerk: I'm sorry sir, I didn't know. How may I help you this fine evening?
As a new black, what kind of hobbies do you enjoy during free time?


As a new black I enjoy horse back riding and lacrosse I also enjoy going down to the ghettos and reprimanding poor black folk for not elevating their state of mind. In fact I rarely go to the ghetto because those blacks have not ascended out of their impoverished mindset.


Alicia Keys x Global Citizen Festival

Mr. President is looking like he just stepped straight off the pages of GQ magazine on this Easter Sunday! 🙌🙌🙌



I feel like if you go to a job interview and don’t get the job, employers should at least reach out and advise why. So you can know what not to do/say at the next one.

When i interviewed for a job at YouTube and didn’t get hired, I hit them back and briefly and tactfully asked what areas I was lacking in so I could address it going forward in my job search and they didn’t respond. 

Shit was so annoying. 

Well, I’ve changed the course of music five or six times. What have you done except fuck the president?

Miles Davis to Nancy Reagan at a White House dinner in 1987 after she’d inquired as to what he’d done with his life to merit an invitation. (via drencrome)

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